Thanks, Comrade. I've been waiting since early December for someone to humorously exploit the licking aspect of philately.In the times of Leonid Brezhnev, the USSR issued an anniversary stamp with Brezhnev's portrait, but all those stamps were falling off the envelopes.
The Party appointed a special commission to investigate. Soon they had a report:
“The stamps don't hold because most people who buy the stamp are spitting on the wrong side.”
“What about the people who don't spit, but the stamps still don't hold?”
“Those people are licking the stamp's back side so intently, there’s no glue left when they're done.”
All this philatious talk of licking someone’s stamp…
Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 1/26/2024, 1:28 pm